What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.