How do elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!