How to elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!