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How to elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

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Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.