How do elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

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What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!