Calf Jokes

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there