Defend Jokes

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.