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How do spiders drive a van?

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork