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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.