How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

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How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids