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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

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What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.