How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans