How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

Gt simplistic 10 letters

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

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What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen