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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids