How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals