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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)