What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

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What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.