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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

How many ladies have you slept with?

She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

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What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.