What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*