What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*