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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*