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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*