Extra Virgin Oil Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Reddit User Jokes More Reddit User Jokes

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew