Extra Virgin Oil Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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Reddit User Jokes More Reddit User Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Subway Sandwich Jokes More Subway Sandwich Jokes

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes

Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the bee call his military mission?

Operation pollination

What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.