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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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Reddit User Jokes More Reddit User Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!