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Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.