He didn't want someone telling him what to do
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Because they are humerus
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.
God dogs
