Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!