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Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.