Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.