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Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.