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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

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What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops