What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.