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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

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Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

What do you call a bee from US?

USB

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat