What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

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Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

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What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings