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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!