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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.