What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.