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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.