What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you make a redditor impatient?

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.