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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.