What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.