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Mexican Border Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What's the first place Dora explored?

The Mexican border.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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So he can be juan with everything.

What does DJ Khaled call his Mexican friends?

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

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Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months