Mexican Border Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

Explore Jokes More Explore Jokes

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.