Mexican Border Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Juan Juan Jokes More Juan Juan Jokes
Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!