Mexican Border Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Explore Jokes More Explore Jokes

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.