Wall Street Jokes

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Why did the woman's visit to Wall Street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!