Wall Street Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

1 Milk Jokes More 1 Milk Jokes

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Stock Broker Jokes More Stock Broker Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why did the woman's visit to Wall Street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!