Wall Street Jokes

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why did the woman's visit to Wall Street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

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What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

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What is lemonade?

When you help an old lemon across the street.

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.