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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

90 Year Old Jokes More 90 Year Old Jokes

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

Depends...