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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

90 Year Old Jokes More 90 Year Old Jokes

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

Depends...