How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!