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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Speech Impediment Jokes More Speech Impediment Jokes

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit