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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.