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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call Batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Motivate Jokes More Motivate Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!