Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
He missed the rains down in africa
Because they'd miss each other.
Me: Because my bed is at home.
Bed buglars.
Because the bus hit him.
Squash.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
Wow you looked shocked.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Underlay! Underlay!
