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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

Motivate Jokes More Motivate Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.