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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Motivate Jokes More Motivate Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!