What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

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What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus