Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
I guess I didn't plan it very well!
They're shellfish in bed.
Because he was.
The car and the bus both have wheels.
You Pokémon
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Because he was a car-case.
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.
