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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*