What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

Cause their cars are always Stalin

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving.. **The cops**

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C