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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Why is the Computer D Drive always sad?

D:

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What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!