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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

D Jokes More D Jokes

How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut