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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What do you get from a frozen zombie?

Frost bite. D

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C