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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.