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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!