Tsa Jokes

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches