Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!