Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.