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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead