Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!