Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."