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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking