Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.