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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.