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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.