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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

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Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate?

Because they always give you a straight answer.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

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What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow