What's the capital of Brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

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Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.