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Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.