Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

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What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

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They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man