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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man