What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.