What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.