Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!