Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

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I'd like a Corona, please.

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Because the stakes were high!

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city