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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!