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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!