Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.