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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Who's there! Attila! Attila who?

Attila you no lies!

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.