Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
First he lies on one side, then the other!!
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
By having people believe that you've won an election.
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Invest a billion.