Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.