Impregnate Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

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Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Pussy Jokes More Pussy Jokes

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

100 Mile Jokes More 100 Mile Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.