Impregnate Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Hotel Room Jokes More Hotel Room Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

100 Mile Jokes More 100 Mile Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.