Praise the Load
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Moo Mitch, get out the hay
Decalfeinated
They both said they were just going to the store
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Annette.
Polar-oids
He has one clean finger.
Pokemon Go always goes down on me
Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Jeez-its
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Arrrrrland.
Where my dogs at?
