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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!