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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.