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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.