How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.