How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.