How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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