Farm Animal Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

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What are the two dirtiest farm animals?

Brown chicken brown cow!

Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.