Farm Animal Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

Molybdenum monoxide MoO

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.