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What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er