What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...