What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.