What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke