What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.