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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.