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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"