Tilt Jokes

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!