Tilt Jokes

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.