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Tilt Jokes

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

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Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....