Because the Earth is always tilted.
I don't know either he told me to askew!
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
Sink-o de Mayo
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
Because red means stop.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....