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What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.