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What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.