Rio Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What is the official cereal for the Rio Olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What is a mosquito's favourite sport?

Skin-diving!

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!