Zikachu.
Cheer-Rios
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
None of the North Korean athletes defected.
It was I, **RIO**!!!
Because opposites attract.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
Nun chucks.
Poison by Christian Dior!
Life's a bee-itch and then you die.
He stung her into action.
Until he gets caught.
A pot roast
A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share
Broom-mates.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.
Because an itch in time saves nine.
30 because that's peasants work.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.