That you to fart.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Progressive.
A fart with a lump in it
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
Because actions speak louder than words.
You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share
