How done is she?

A.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

D

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

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What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.