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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!