What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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A goldfish!

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In a snowbank.

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He only sold left wings.

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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!