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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.