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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

Because AIR IS FREE

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

Because AIR IS FREE

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

Because AIR IS FREE