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What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.