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What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.