Mango Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar