Mango Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!