Mango Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!