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What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.