What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!