March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Previous Random Joke Next
Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail